The irony cracked me up.

I imagined that all these people (yes, "all" 14) came home from Church all fired up from the sermon filled with the power of their own personal saviour, Jesus Christ.

Then I imagined that they wanted to order a crucifix on-line & somehow ended up here after Googling "crucifix."

Then I imagined that 10 of the 14 had to go right back to confession, filled with impure thoughts.